THE SECTION WHICH THINKS FACEBOOK’S PIVOT TOWARDS BECOMING E-COMMERCE FOR EVERY SINGLE SMALL SHOP IN THE WORLD IS, MISERABLY, A VERY SMART BUSINESS DECISION AND THE SORT OF THING THAT MEANS THAT THE FCUKING COMPANY ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON: LET’S KICK OFF THIS WEEK WITH MY LOVELY COLLEAGUE JULES’ EXCELLENT MIX OF DIRTY DISCO, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH PERFECT FOR A FRIDAY! I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you really ought to know better by now. THANK GOD, THEN, FOR THE BANK HOLIDAY! Let’s enjoy our apparently-restored freedoms while we still can – but, inbetween, why not take the extra time to do a really deep dive into this week’s Curios? Go spelunking in my infocaves, my pretties, there is SO MUCH TO DISCOVER. I didn’t, though, mainly as I worry with that sort of speech that I’ll just flub it halfway through, like making an attempted dramatic exit by turning sharply on one’s heel and, by so doing, walking straight into a doorjamb.īasically what I’m saying is that I could do with a bit of a break and I’m sure you could too.
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I was approximately 15 seconds away from committing professional suicide on a client call yesterday it was honestly so, so tempting to interrupt the people briefing me to say “Look, sorry, I’ve actually just realised that there is no amount of money available in the known universe, no sum of which I can possibly conceive, that would induce me to spend another second feigning interest in your stupid, pointless non-problem or indeed the pathetic, made-up reasons you have invented to convince yourself that any of this matters I would honestly rather die in penury than spend another second listening to your voice, you double-figure-IQ waste-of-cells.” I’ll start – I’m…I’m quite tired of this, I think it’s fair to say, and it’s starting to make me fray at the edges slightly. How are we? I mean, how are we all really?
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